All-purpose Herman Cain fun thread

I'm going to be really pissed when he drops out tomorrow.

 

Ask Larry Sinclair about it. I am concerned.
Actually Obama is a fantastic husband and father. Regardless of what anyone says about him there is no doubt his family is the most important thing to him. If anything ever came out about him and a so-called affair they would be laughed out of town.

 

So apparently he's considering dropping out because "his wife and children come first." Sure. NOW they do.
It's not the allegations, or settlements being made public that have wrecked his candidacy - it's that his behavior led to them in the first place.

I can see it now, he'll bail out and say "So I guess only white guys can cheat on their wives and maintain their political careers?"

 

He's leavin' (leavin') on that midnight train to Georgia (leavin' on that midnight train to Georgia)

He's goin' back to find (goin' back to find) a simpler plaaaaace and time (don't you know don't you know) oh, yes he is (woo woo!)

 

He's not quitting. No one is diabolically stupid enough to hold a big media event full of supporters at the grand opening of his headquarters only to announce he's quitting.

Besides, there's no reason for him to quit, given that his actual goal is to stay in the media spotlight in order to sell books and set up paid-for-appearances bookings for years to come.

 

This isn't racism. Neither is most criticism of President Obama. People who claim racism should have to back up their claims, whether against Obama or Cain. Problem solved.

 

If Don King was in politics, he'd be Herman Cain. Dude, in or out, just say it already.

 

You know what's stupid? Me thinking a GOP presidential candidate is NOT diabolically stupid.

 

When this guy appears on Celebrity Apprentice, he'll be the first one voted off.

 

No, he won't.

After Joan Rivers' daughter accuses him of sexual harassment, he'll deny it, blame Trump, and suspend his appearance.

 

He doesn't have time for Plan A now that Plan B is taking precedence. 8-8-8?

 

If he thought wife and kids come first, then why the hell did he want a job that would absolutely not put the wife and kids first.