All-purpose Herman Cain fun thread

Luckily, there aren't many of them, since the majority are laser-focused on fucking up their own countries.

Have a Euro... don't cost nothin'.

 

"Black Republicanism" wasn't very strong to begin with, but I'm not sure Herman "killed" is either:

 

Later down the article:

"Real ideas?" Like what?

So far the "real ideas" on everything boil down to, "I don't want to pay no taxes for nothin, ever,'" and "if you're poor, it's your own goddamn fault."

That sums up the whole platform.


Cain's whole appeal is being an angry black man who really really hates Obama. That's all it's ever been. Since the bottom-line litmus test for the whole GOP field is who can hate Obama with the most tremendously hateful hate, that's all he needed.

 

Ginger White Details Alleged Herman Cain Affair
Updated: 12/ 5/11 05:01 PM ET

Ginger White, whose accusation of a 13-year affair with Herman Cain contributed to his decision to suspend his presidential campaign Saturday, revealed intimate details of the alleged affair in an interview with The Daily Beast published Monday.

"One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about 'What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow? What I am going to do with my kids tomorrow?'" she said. "One time after we had sex, I cried. He said, 'Maybe we shouldn't do this for a while.' So maybe he did have a heart -- or half a heart. But I knew I needed his financial help."

White defended her decision to take money from Cain. "I am a loving mother who has always wanted to make her own way and give her kids the best. I never wanted to take a handout, and I've said no more times than I said yes," she said.

Cain acknowledged that he gave White financial help with "month-to-month bills and expenses," without telling his wife, Gloria. He described White as a friend but denied any sexual affair with her.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/05/ginger-white-herman-cain-affair_n_1129749.html

 

Jon Stewart on Barbara Walters' interview with Herman Cain:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-14-2011/lowe-s-balls-of-the-week

Go to the 2:06 mark for the start.

Funny as shit.

 

This was absolutely hilarious. One of Stewart's recent best.

 

http://www.acmewebpages.com/midi/shit.wav

 

Rick Perry tells Iowa voters he'd give Cain a cabinet post.

Cain says he sees himself at DoD.

Perfect......

 

Rick Perry would be wise to smack Cain upside the head with a cabinet post, or any piece of furniture that might have a post.

 

Words fail me.

 

Cain's suggestion that he be "given" the DoD gig was named the Lowe's Balls of the Week by John Stewart...if you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and watch Barbara Wa-wa's reaction during the interview.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-14-2011/lowe-s-balls-of-the-week

 

I cued up that Daily Show last night. ;D Stewart's been on a roll lately. His Gingrich bit from Thursday night was great as well.