All-Purpose NASCAR thread II

She just likes Denny for his lugnuts.

 

I've seen it all: Melissa Etheridge performing the anthem at a NASCAR race.

Has Hell frozen over yet?

 

NASCAR is trying to hit all the demographics. Etheridge with the Star Spangled Banner and Stevie Wonder telling them to start their engines. Actually, the reverse might have been better.

 

This race ... is .... dragging ..... on.

 

Who beat?

 

Not Mikey, unless you're referring to his campfire-building skills.

 

Yeah, they were so slow moving photos, that's the one I used since I had to send my front 10 minutes ago.

EDIT: But of course we get giant fucking photos of fans and Melissa Etheridge, so it all balances out. :

 

I told you guys he was hot.

 

At a Pocono race several years ago. David Green is off the pace, cruising around the service road underneath Turn 3. The PA comes on and says...

"David Green, reporting a loss of power."

Someone nearby countered: "He had some to begin with?"

Or something to that effect. It's been a while.

Oh, and for anyone that may be wondering, Johnson beat. Earnhardt drove his ass off and finished fifth, IIRC; unfortunately for him, Kurt Busch was 9th.

 

Johnson beat.

And Sxy: Waltrip? Ewwwwwwww ....

 

BTW: Cheers to Brad Daugherty!

Damn ESPN pre-race goes Hollywood. Shows all the NASCAR guys "walking the carpet"with Melissa Rivers.
"Who are you wearing," she was asking all the drivers.
The whole time I'm thinking to myself: The only guys who would be able to correctly answer this question are Jeff Gordon and Juan Pablo.
Yep.

They ask Carl Edwards, who had a pretty hot brunette on his arm: Man, I'm true to Central Missouri. We wear jeans. Nobody from Central Missouri knows who they are wearing.

They close the spot with a photo of Denny Hamlin and fucking Paris Hilton! Not a TV shot, but a Getty Images photo.
The photo is of Hilton. She's look right at the camera. Hamlin is on her right leaning in and looking to the left.
Then Brent Musberger starts talking up Paris and the bachelor Hamlin.

The cut to the studio and there is Daugherty. He's looks disgusted that Paris Hilton is involved in way with NASCAR.
"That's enough," he said. "Paris Hilton and NASCAR. No! That's enough."

 

Anyone else find Musberger "hosting" NASCAR really fucking annoying?