All-Purpose NASCAR thread II

I'd rather watch 100 races at Sonoma than watch David Spade's lame attempts to come up with redneck jokes, which will be backed up by canned laughter.

 

I'm just pissed I sat through Jewel last year and don't get to see Kelly Clarkson this year.

Well, at least Kyle Busch can't screw up Erica's name again this year.

 

They have singers at the NASCAR awards now?

Talk about shark-jumping moments. Besides, it's on ESPN Classic. Who's gonna watch?

 

I don't even get the Classic. Hence why I can't see Kelly Clarkson.


Yeah, they televised it last year, at least. I didn't watch before then if they did. But Kyle's fuckup was easily the best part of the entire woeful season.

 

If they do that, I'll die a happy woman.

 

Shouldn't anything that is called a "cup" actually look like a cup? The Stanley Cup, the Grey Cup, soccer's World Cup ... all cups.

The Nextel Cup? Definitely not a cup. You try to drink out of that, you're going to have problems.

 

The Winston Cup was actually a cup.




But Nextel thinks outside the box!!!

 

My god, Gordon looks like he's straight out of a boy band in that picture.

 

Aaron Fike: "If it were not for my arrest, I would be dead."

http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news?slug=ap-fike-heroin&prov=ap&type=lgns

 

God, grant me the serenity...