All Purpose NASCAR Thread

And NASCAR's inability to toss a local yellow.

 

FUCK YOU NASCAR!!!!!

 

I used to rip the people who said NASCAR was fixed like WWE, but now ...

 

Not every race has to end in an exciting way. Jeebus!

 

Never said that. It just seems that NASCAR is going more and more and more for manufactured drama.

 

I never realized how cute Juan's wife is, until a coworker today said she was "smokin' " ...

They make a good-lookin' couple.

 

I hate her. That is all.

Formula One wives are among the most gorgeous women on the planet. She's definitely of that caliber, as opposed to the ordinary prettiness you see with most NASCAR wives/girlfriends.

 

You hate her because she's perfect looking or because she rolls up on to some Juan every night?

If you want Juan that bad, I think you and I could take Connie, dontcha think?

 

Meow!

 

Because she rolls up on some Juan every night.

And if you're in, we can totally take her scrawny, modelish ass

 

Rolls up? Is that what you kids call it nowadays?

 

Shouldn't be much question in folks minds. JPM had a great car, fresher tires, plenty of laps remaining......not to mention, more native ability than (arguably) anyone out there. Should have taken a nice deep breath, and waited a bit longer to make the banzai move. He knows it, Pruett most certainly knows it. He just didn't "have" the position (as opposed to Lap 3, when he made the same pass, at the same spot).

Having said that, hard to fault the guy for his "enthusiasm" and desire to get the first NASCAR win (no matter the series) under his belt. The guy is going to ruffle a LOT of feathers.....but be an incredible amount of fun to watch.