All Purpose NASCAR Thread

Mrs. Larry Wayne Jones. Has a nice ring to it, I suppose.

 

That's Palm Beach. Big difference.

 

They both did better than okay: Brooke got the mansion, Jeff got rid of her.

 

Now patiently awaiting post from oblivious Gordon hater who can't get past, "But dude, she's hot!"

Beauty: skin-deep.

 

Actually, Brookie got the proceeds from the sale of the Palm Beach mansion, plus cash for a total of $15+ million ...

 

But wasn't good ol' Brooke the "Christian" influence on Jeffie?

He's praising God a lot less since she's been cut loose.

 

She got a one-time payment, rumored to be $10 million. But after that, he was free.

 

Man, I never will forget that Speed Week where Brooke had the attorneys down trying to serve deposition summonses to different drivers and owners. Lots of hilarious shit to come out of that week.

For those that don't know, NASCAR teams keep the contracts between owners and drivers a secret. Lots of guessing about who's making what, but rarely will anyone outside of those two know for sure. Brooke's lawyers were down trying to serve the papers so they could force these guys to reveal their earnings.

As you can imagine, those boys weren't happy.

One of the better lines came from Sterling: "Yeah, I'll talk to you for a few minutes, but if some guy in a suit strolls up, your ass is Sterling Marlin. You got me?"

 

Look at this. David Gilliland suddenly is in demand, according to SportsJournalists.com's Jeff Gluck:

http://www.dailybulletin.com/sports/ci_3980828

 

Lucky guess with Childress as being one of the owners. I didn't know if that would work, but I was trying to avoid leading my notebook with Cheech as the grand marshal.

(For those of you who didn't see it, Cheech said in the drivers' meeting, "Gentlemen, start giving me all your drugs.")