All Purpose NASCAR Thread

Denny's gonna beat! Denny's gonna beat!

 

Maybe that's a good solution. I'll just post my pick here each week to make a reverse jinx. Denny beat.

 

Edwards' post-race quotes about Stewart:

“Man, I’ve got to choose my words carefully. Let me just say this, if it weren’t for respect of the sport and the people watching and his team and everything, he’d be out there bleeding right now. That’s so frustrating. How can a person make it this far in life being that much of a jerk. He ran into Clint (Bowyer). I saw it on the big screen. He turned into Clint and took both him and I out and probably made it just about impossible for us to make the chase, and then when I pull up beside him and wave my hand like, ‘What was that about?’ He gives me the finger. I mean, what a jerk. I don’t even know what to say. It’s amazing to me that someone can be that special.” HOW FRUSTRATING IS IT BECAUSE YOU LOOKED LIKE A STRONG CONTENDER AT THE START OF THE YEAR. “There are a lot of things you can’t control and I guess we just have to chalk the driver of that 20 car up as one of them.” CAN YOU TALK ABOUT NASCAR PUTTING YOU IN THE PENALTY BOX? “That was the right thing to do to give us the one lap penalty. What I did wrong there was I put those guys on pit road at risk. I made sure to spin him out so he went to the right, but, still, I shouldn’t have done that on pit road. That was a justified penalty and for that I apologize.” YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO KICK HIS BUTT ON THE RADIO. “Yeah. It’s just too bad. There are penalties for everything I guess.” YOU SEEM TO BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS TYPE OF THING. “I don’t know. I want to like Tony. He’s a hard racer and all that, but how can you like somebody like that. It’s just amazing. If you hold that guy up, like if he thinks you held him up, he gets so upset and then he can wreck two guys and give you the finger. That’s spectacularly self-centered. I can’t imagine being like that.”

 

Carl ... will you marry me? ... that is, right after I divorce Dale Jr.

 

What a fucking little punk. He talks the talk but I bet he'd still shit his pants if he saw Spencer coming his way with clenched fists.

 

Scary: I agree with Kurt Busch.

 

I think Carl Edwards said it best.

You wanna like Tony, because he's a wicked goodf drivah.

But then he does stupid shit like that.

 

HELL YES!

I've needed a favorite driver since Terry Labonte retired ... I declare Carl Edwards as Bubbler's favorite NASCAR driver.

Twist that fat motherfucker's cap, Carl.

 

Whose crush is bigger?

a.) IJAG's crush on Elliotte Friedman.
b.) Moddy's man crush on Denny Hamlin.

Wish we could make a legit poll out of this.

 

No contest.
a) all the way.