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All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MisterCreosote, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    i assumed it meant she wouldn't be kicked out of the sack for eating crackers.
     
  2. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    So why exactly are you on this thread?
     
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    You guys seriously forgot about the cheese cracker line? As in, "I would eat her like a....."
     
  4. printdust

    printdust New Member

    I'd feel for Tebow if he was in the New England hell-pit. Those fans, well, they can be like the ancient Romans when lion-feeding was going on.
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I didn't get it either, since Ritz crackers aren't cheese flavored. Post a Cheez-It or a Cheese Nip.

    Ritz? Don't get it.
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Most women would eat Tebow like a Communion wafer.
     
  7. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Europe does.

    But then, the French think Jerry Lewis is the cat's meow, too.
     
  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    For whatever reason, Lewis humor has been a sort of liferaft of fun for the French.

    This is what you turn to when you spend too much time despondently smoking many Gauloises in cafes and romancing questionable women.
     
  9. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

  10. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Found at the finest Bowling Alleys
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  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    http://jezebel.com/5868205/should-you-fuck-tim-tebow

    Sadly, I apparently should. I'm considering voting for Obama in 2012 just to seal the "no."
     
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