All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

And I'm the stalker.

Good work, Franco. You are more entertaining than a fluttering fart of a Tebow throw.

 

Could be. I think we've probably gone as far as we can go.

I hope you find some help for your anti-religious rage. Really kind of unhealthy to be that angry.

 

Yesterday's sermon at my church: What would God say to Tim Tebow?

Boiled down to three things, our pastor thought He would say ...

1. I love you

2. Do not use my name in vain. As in to further yourself or make yourself look better, which is the message in the Hebrew version of the commandment. And don't assume people criticizing you are doing so because of your faith.

3. You're human, you're going to fail. But that's OK, see No. 1.

 

Better to have reasons for being anti-religious than to be a non-denominational kind of guy who trolls and takes cheap shots at the beliefs of others for shits and giggles.

Enjoy the offseason, Franco. I hope you have enough time to worship Tebow in between taking those classes at NYU and guest-starring on General Hospital.

 

Slash just found a way? Seriously? Wow, do you not know what you are talking about there.

 

He was 46-29 as Steelers starter, OOP. He found a way to win. Albeit without a 15.0 YPC.

 

Yeah. His way to win was playing for a team with a strong running game and an outstanding defense which helped to overcome his erratic passing and complete lack of pocket presence.

Hmmm...Some of that sounds familiar.

 

He started for two different teams that reached the AFC championship game. In 1997 he threw or ran for 32 touchdowns. According to pro-football-reference.com he had five fourth-quarter comeback or game-winning drives in '97. His 2001 team scored 26 points a game.

None of that sounds all that bad. I'd take that right now for Tebow and a whole lot of other young quarterbacks.

 

His 2001 team scored 38 touchdowns, five of which were by the defense. So Stewart led the Steelers to a shade more than two TDs per game--pedestrian at best.

However, that was better than what the Broncos (20 TDs, three by the defense or STs, in 11 starts) did under Tebow. Wonder where Lord Tebow would be w/o Matt Prater's 14 FGs in his 11 starts, four of which were more than 45 yards, two of which were game-winners longer than 50 yrds in OT and one of which was a 59-yarder that sent a game to OT.

In 2001, Stewart had 19 TDs (14 passing, five rushing). That's 13 less than 1997, which proved to be unsustainable. Not good news for Tebow.

Thank you for making this so easy, all the time.

 

This is getting humorous now. Now we have high marks for Kordell Stewart from the captain of the debate team.

 

So we're in agreement here. With hard work and a little luck, Tebow could be Kordell Stewart.

Will the gay rumors come too?

 

Stewart had one good season, 1997. And even that year, he ruined it with a dogshit performance against the Broncos in the AFC Championship game.