All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

I don't get it.
Look, the guy just needs seasoning.
Geez, we forget how long it took the greats to become great.
I am not saying he'll be great, but he hasn't even had a minicamp as the starter.

 

How angry are Mississippi State fans that Tebow didn't go there? Has Jackie Sherrill castrated cows in response?

 

If Tebow had gone to Texas A&M instead of Florida, A&M would have countered Texas' launch of the Longhorn Network with its own network, the 24-7 Tebow Network. The first thing the network would show is a news conference where they explain that the "T" in the "aTm" logo on the helmet stands for Tebow, not Texas.

Of course, it's worth noting that there IS a 24-7 Tebow network. It's called ESPN.

 

If Tebow had gone to Mississippi State instead of Florida, he'd be ridiculed for having gone to Mississippi State.

On the bright side, his book would be the first ever written - or read - in Starkville.

 

Tebow to Notre Dame? A touchdown Timmy mural replaces Touchdown Jesus?

 

If Tebow had gone to Notre Dame instead of Florida, Ronald Reagan would have come back from the dead to play him in the movie. And Rudy not only would have gotten in a game, he would have had a pass thrown to him by Tebow. The pass would be overthrown and a bit wide of Rudy, but that's still better than running down to cover a fucking kick, right?

 

Tebow to Morehead State?

 

If Tebow had gone to Morehead State, they'd have changed the name of the school to "More Abstinence State" in honor of his lifestyle.

They'd also have erected statues of buxom coeds Tim did not sleep with.

 

If Tebow had gone to Marshall ... there'd have been no ... well, you know.

 

Tim Tebow holding the ball for Charlie Brown?

 

If Tebow had gone to Marshall, he would have kept Matthew McConaughey not only from being allowed to play a role in that movie, but in all movies.

And God would have smiled on Tebow.