All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

If Tebow held for Charlie Brown, we don't know what would have happened, but what would NOT have happened is Tim Tebow fucking Lucy.

Not until marriage, at least.

 

If Tim Tebow went to Ole Miss instead of Florida there would finally be a way to go from Oxford, Miss., to Atlanta: the "Tim Tebow" Highway.

Later, President Tebow would have similar roads built from Oxford to New Orleans, Miami, Pasadena, Tempe and later Dallas. Jobs created in this project would solve unemployment.

 

If Tim Tebow went to Arkansas instead of Florida, we'd all be shopping at Super Tebow Marts.

 

These jokes are pretty gay.
Tebow will work his butt off to get better.
I think working out wise, he needs to not get too big around the arms.
I think that's part of his problem actually- the guy's biceps are too damn big.

 

Tim Tebow's biceps are too big to fit in the leading between 3OctaveFart's paragraphs.

And 3OctaveFart is getting a sold "C-minus" for Sock Puppetry with the whole gay thing going on on that post.

 

Have you and Manky Jimy been trading notes on how to fellate athletes?

 

If Tebow went to Virginia Tech, they'd still shit themselves in a BCS bowl.

There's just but so many things the man can do.

 

But he'd still have six Heismans and he'd be a Rhodes scholar.

 

Like.

What if Tim Tebow had gone to Vanderbilt instead of Florida?

 

We've already done that, deep_dooley!

Also, I'm sure this was posted, but I'm not wading thru 46 pages to find it: Charles Pierce on why Tebow's religion is fair game. Love every word of this. Avert your gaze LTL!

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7369021/fair-game

If religion comes into the public square, it is as vulnerable as any other human institution to be pelted with produce.

 

I can conclude from your posting this that you are as politically liberal as Charles Pierce.

It does not make your religious bigotry any more endearing. And it is not altogether different from a warped homophobic mind that says "I don't care what they do in their own house as long as I don't have to see it."

 

Yes LTL. Disliking religion is the same thing as disliking teh gayz.

I am beginning to think you are not performance art, but merely unintelligent.