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All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MisterCreosote, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. BrianGriffin

    BrianGriffin Active Member

    If Tebow had gone to BYU, his very presence would be proof that, indeed, Jesus appeared in Utah.
     
  2. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    True, you've been pretty all right with others getting the last word in regards to your favoritist player.

    Did Santa bring you a No. 15 jersey for Christmas?
     
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    He did not. I was upset.
     
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    If Tebow had gone to SMU, does that mean the remake of "Dallas" never would have happened?
     
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    If Tebow had gone to SMU, Craig James never would have been born.
     
  6. Greenhorn

    Greenhorn Active Member

    If Tebow had gone to Boston U., they would have re-instituted their football team, he would have been its only player, and they still would have gone undefeated.
     
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    If Tebow went to Georgia Tech, the Cumberland game would still be going on.
     
  8. 3OctaveFart

    3OctaveFart Guest

    All these jokes and nobody wants to admit how much progress he made.
    Too painful I guess.
    Again- look at how many "great" quarterbacks wqere clipping their toenails the other night while Tebow was playing in the quarterfinal round.
     
  9. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    The guy has a long way to go, I don't know why that's so hard to admit for some people.
     
  10. BrianGriffin

    BrianGriffin Active Member

    All these jokes and 3OctaveFart still hasn't worked out his leading issues.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I think it's poetry.
    Like a haiku on crack.
    Maybe a sonnet, Shakespearian in its own way.
     
  12. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Show me that smile.
    BYH was ear-to-ear
    After Tebow failed.
     
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