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All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MisterCreosote, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. BrianGriffin

    BrianGriffin Active Member

    I just think he's a fast-talking Yankee, too fast for leading. Your farts don't build up to 3 octaves by talking slow.
     
  2. 3OctaveFart

    3OctaveFart Guest

    Hey, I am ignoring the flames.
    I am simply here to talk football.
    You do not appear willing to do that, BG.
    Not a Tebow lover but I admire what he has been able to achieve.
    Wish he were here to chunk some rotten zucchinis at Brian for these brutal attempts at humor.
     
  3. BrianGriffin

    BrianGriffin Active Member

    A poster named "3OctaveFart" is here to talk football
    He is not a sock puppet
     
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    If Tebow elected to skip college and posted on SportsJournalists.com for four years, what would have happened Brian?
     
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Every sentence is
    A little longer than the last
    What happens when 3OctaveFart runs out of space
    This is like the Sportsjournalists.com version of Twitter
     
  6. 3OctaveFart

    3OctaveFart Guest

    Sad playoff ousting.
    God's favor is bestoweth.
    Glorious Tebow.
     
  7. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    93devil would have a new favorite player?
     
  8. BrianGriffin

    BrianGriffin Active Member

    We never would have heard of Facebook because EVERYBODY would be on SportsJournalists.com.

    As for Brian, he still would have written "Faster than the Speed of Love" and it would have made Oprah's Book Club.
     
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That is AWESOME.
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Golly! That was funny. And Great!
     
  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

  12. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    If Tebow went to the U, he would have healed the Texas players at the Cotton Bowl.
     
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