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All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MisterCreosote, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. BrianGriffin

    BrianGriffin Active Member

    Yeah, that would be wonderful. And if he'd rush for 2,000 yards, that would be swell too. And if he'd kick a bunch of 50-yard field goals, well that would be just dandy.

    To start with, the Broncos characterize what they did on offense as a "bridge" to something more conventional. And then from what I saw, it wasn't a matter of Tebow making poor pass choices like a lot of young quarterbacks make, he'd just flub the throw a lot.

    So to me, I'm skeptical if he's going to get to 60 percent , which is the league average, running any offense in the NFL.
     
  2. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

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  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    ^^^Maybe I'm just loopy right now, but that is awesome.
     
  4. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Every time I look at it, it makes me laugh.
     
  5. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Even Christian Rap has switched from singing about God to Tebow.

     
  6. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    You really need to stop making these bets, Mister. :)
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You're loopy whether it's awesome or not. :D
     
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Someone just e-mailed this one:

    God is eating dinner alone.

    Eli Manning approaches the table and God asks, "What do you believe?" Manning says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.”

    God can't help but see the goodness of Manning and offers him a seat to his left.

    Tim Tebow walks up and God says, "What do you believe?"

    Tebow says, "I believe in your total goodness, your love and generosity, and that you have given all to mankind.”

    God is greatly moved by Tebow’s eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.

    Finally, Tom Brady comes over to the table: God asks, "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

    Brady replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
     
  9. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_19849637#ixzz1kyLDbOOC

     
  10. Kenny Powers rises to the defense of Tim Tebow.


    http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7552472/kenny-powers-eastbound-sends-open-letter-tim-tebow
     
  11. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    That doesn't look like it's worth the click.
     
  12. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Michigan Men are ineligible for that seat, by definition.
     
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