All-Star Game running thread

I really should be keeping track of how many former Pirates there are tonight ... but I won't subject myself to that.

And is that old Chumbawamba they're playing in the background as they're introducing the NL roster? I seem to remember that song as part of the house party soundtrack from college.

 

What are the initials on the yellow wrist bands and what do they mean?

 

There's reruns of the Simpsons on? I'll get my All-Star updates here if that's the case. What channel?

 

Not a clue, but I'd like to think they stand for Ban Bud from Baseball!

 

Now, Mom, don't get all mean because Bud tried to rid the world of your dogass baseball franchise.

 

Dogass baseballl franchise?

PDB, you are grounded! Get to your room right now, you are NOT watching the All-Star game!

And Hank, you're grounded too! No game for you either!

 

How long is Kenny Rogers gonna last Hank?

 

Carrie Underwood is a babe, but that dress is just bizzare. Who designed that thing, Debbie Clemens?

 

Carrie Underwood: Way above average. Agree on the dress, though.

 

That was a dress? Yikes. I guess the designer wanted to emulate Mariah serenading Michael Jordan in the Wizards dress.

 

That wasn't a dress -- it was a monstrosity.