All-white basketball league. No. Seriously.

Those are required. It's all about fundamentals, you know.

 

Ernie Grunfeld!

Ernie Grunfeld!

 

Keith Van Horn!!!

 

The league logo: Scott Brooks.

 

Cousy and Havlicek are still on the board!?
Hell, you can fill this league entirely with former Celtics if you try.

Also, don't forget Dan Majerle and Tom Chambers. They'll be the only two eligible for the league's dunk contest.

 

Brent Barry is on the line for you.

 

I was including the Catholic schools, too. Those families go way back. As far as the MAIS schools, by "generations" I meant brothers and sisters too. We have several families here who had three or four kids go through and are identified with the school.
But txsportsscribe is right. Enough of this. Let's get back to the random white players and reverse-racist nicknames! Keep this thread light and white.

 

Chuck Nevitt -- I need a center!!!

 

Not Joe Kleine?

 

Good one. Totally forgot about him.
And after the dunk-off, we can have a goon-off between Kevin McHale and Bill Laimbeer. Like H-O-R-S-E, but with clotheslines and sucker punches instead of trick shots.

 

They will be playing for The Rupp Trophy.

 

Paging Mark Eaton to the white courtesy phone.

Jon Koncak, you have Line 2.