All-white basketball league. No. Seriously.

The entire All-Star Game starting lineup is ineligible for this league.

 

Can someone draft Shawn Bradley, so he can get swatted and dunked on by white guys, too?

 

Chris Dudley!!!

 

If he doesn't get elected governor or Oregon ...

 

Met Mark Eaton when he was working radio for University of Utah, he was at the alma mater doing a game I was covering. Helluva nice guy.

I want Steve Scheffler as my 12th man!!!

 

And after you draft him, you still will.

 

I was going to suggest Arvydas Sabonis, but:

A. He's European;
B. He was actually somewhat good, though past his prime when he finally made it to Portland.

 

I really would have loved to see him in the NBA in his prime. Even well past his prime he was the best passing big man I ever saw.

 

Me too. I wish I had a dollar for every time he made one of those no-look passes while driving the lane.

And that 3-point shot of his with no arc on it. Just a great player.

If he'd come to the Blazers early in his career, he might have helped them break their big man curse. He almost got them to the Finals in his twilight. Imagine what he could have done if his knees hadn't been shot to hell.

 

Crying because he's still on the board.

 

That reminds me: Geoff Petrie, Larry Steele and Dave Twardzik want in from Rip City. They said that damn hippie Bill Walton can stay home ..