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All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (WOOT-OFF!!)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, May 30, 2007.

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  1. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    Here here!
     
  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    Speaking of fuck, will they please, please sell these fucking woofers?
     
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    Get out the way, we got a w00t-off,
    We’re pigging out, down at the w00t trough,
    Ain’t gonna stop until the w00t-off iiiiiiiiiissssssssss done.

    You figure you get one w00t per day,
    And if it’s junk, well that’s just the way,
    But now an avalanche of w00ts is released,
    And where there once was famine, we feast.
    It’s giving me an F5 complex,
    Refreshing just to see what’s up next,
    Checking back to shop for what's new,
    I don’t want it but I hope that you do.

    Because a new item won’t come on
    Until these are gone.

    Those are the rules of the w00t-off
    We’re pigging out down at the w00t trough
    Ain’t gonna stop until the w00t-off iiiiiiiiissssssssssss donnnnnnnnnnnnnnne.

    Now there’s another item online,
    A cell phone with a weird-ass design
    How will this thing ever sell out?
    This will start a new item drought.

    Who would ever buy this dumb thing?
    This w00t-off is so frust-er-a-ting,
    I’m posting in the BLOG to decry
    This thing you couldn’t pay me to buy.

    You can ridicule and signify it,
    But someone’s gonna have to buy it.

    Those are the rules of the w00t-off
    We’re pigging out down at the w00t trough
    Ain’t gonna stop until the w00t-off iiiiiiisssss donnnnnnnnnnnnnne.
     
  4. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    Who writes this?
     
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    I don't know. But I've listened to it 26 straight times.
     
  6. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    Post of the Year.
     
  7. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    So it's an audio file? You must share...
     
  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    It's under the 'I want one' button where it says 'theme for w00ting off"
     
  9. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    Hahaha! Amazing! Does the one voice sound like Kermit's nephew Robin?
     
  10. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

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    I can't get to bed. At least there's some entertainment for me tonight.
     
  11. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    I'm at 31 and counting.
     
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Re: All Your Woot-Offs Are Belong To Us (Woot-Off NOW!)

    Hypothetically, if someone just made a ringtone out of the w00t-off theme using mobile17, that wouldn't make her a HUGE looser, right?
     
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