Amazon.com $30 gift certificate: What would you get?

probably couldn't do both on $30.

hooker would probably rub one off for you for $25, and the smack would set you back 15 or 20.

My idea.........have Felicity rub one off for $25, go to Taco Bell, grab 3 softshelled tacos, a 40 of Colt .45......have a blast.

 

That's because you're a stickler for quality. I'm quite sure a fella could score both for $30. You just need to lower your standards and make a pre-emptive appointment for VD treatment.

 

Go to Borders.
Get 'The Historian' by Elizabeth Kostova and ask out the cute Goth chick who works at the store.

 

Always a great answer.

 

Ha ha!
I would need Staples for that.
Still, not a bad idea.
Appreciate the help.
BTW, I have 2 kids but they have a lot of toys, books and computer games.
This is for me.
Maybe the new David Gilmour or Paul Simon CD?
Hmm?

 

Porn, porn, porn--end of thread

 

All Amazon has is that softcore crap.