AMC's The Walking Dead

Yep. Lori is fucking useless. Bitch spends two or three episodes trying to convince Rick to kill Shane then acts like that when he finally does? Make up your fucking mind, lady.

Also, she's a horrible mother.

"WHERE'S CARL?!"

You're his mom. Why don't you fucking know?

 

Yeah. Lori seemed cool with the news that Rick killed Shane and about him lying about the secret. But when he mentioned that Carl put Shane down, she lost her shit in her typical, refusing-to-come-to-grips-with-the-new-reality kinda way. So annoying. Damn shame she made it out alive.

 

What's even worse about Lori Grimes is that it's HER FAULT Carl was in that situation to put down Zombie Shane. Had she actually been a good mother and watched him, he wouldn't have got out and saw his father standing over dead Shane. Stupid bitch.

If I was T-Dog, I would've floored it when she opened that door.

 

The thing I don't understand is how she keeps losing track of Carl. It's not like she has anything else to do. It's her one f**king job.

 

Great episode.

But. . . the thing that bothers me is the relative speed of the zombies.

When the episode started, they were coming out of the forest and Rick saw them. But they somehow were fast enough to flank Rick and cut him off from getting to the house.

Then they were ambling along, yet one was able to jump out and get Patricia.

The biggest problem was when Andrea was trying to get away. She is in the woods running at top speed yet the zombies are keeping up. How is that?

And they should bitch slap Carl for constantly sneaking out all the time. How has he not become zombie food already? Sophie gets separated from the group for five minutes and gets killed and Dale gets pissed and takes a walk and buys the farm because of it but Carl is running around all the time but only gets attacked once (and he brought it on).

 

Yeah. Carl really does have a way of fucking other people's shit up. Without the kill shot to zombie Shane, the walkers would have strolled quietly past the farm.

 

I disagree. I took it to mean that it was Shane's shot that sent the walkers in that direction.

 

Now that it's apparent that there are going to be new characters introduced next season, is it just me, or is Rick expendable now?

Maggie and Glen are paired up, Daryl is a fan favorite and Andrea seems to be a main link based on last night. Annnnnnnnnd Lori and Carl are unwatchable. Does that mean the Grimes clan could go?

If they're going to a prison, there has got to be a new head guy there. I don't think Rick's "Rictatorship" will last with the group as it is.

 

This episode is getting reamed online. Most of my friends hated it, but I loved it. Thought it was a great way to end the season.

One thing my friends are pissed about is they revealed who the hooded character was on The Talking Dead. I don't read the comics, but I knew that part was coming -- I just thought Michonne was an actor's name and not a character.

I told a few of them they shouldn't watch TTD if they don't want stuff "spoiled." I didn't watch that show at all the first 12 episodes, but watched last night because I had a shit load of questions I wanted answers to.

 

I mean... it's called "Talking Dead". Talking. Dead. If you don't think spoilers are going to be on there, then I don't know what to tell you.

AV Club had another fine recap of the episode.

 

I watched this show to learn more information about the show I just watched and they gave me more information, dammit!

 

I thought it was Carl's shot. But you might be right. Either way, I think we can all agree that Carl is a shitstain on the underwear of life.