American Idol Finale 5/22

62 years old, a pleather skirt above the knees and massive amounts of work, including freakish looking cheeks = bad idea.

 

except Carrie is probably the more talented of the two.

 

Where the hell did they dig her up?

Leather (or pleather) skirt. Yikes.

 

Lots of work. Damn. And the performance seemed contrived. She was acting a lot more than performing just now.

 

Man, that was truly scary.

And I tuned in about halfway through. Damn it, my eyes.

 

And Clarkson makes Midler look good.

My god, does she not have stylists? The muffintop is in fine form.

 

Didn't Bette just sign a big Celine Dion-like deal with Vegas? There goes that investment ...

And why are they allowing the also-rans to butcher the Beatles?

 

Half of her ass is hanging out of those pants. She's not skinny enough to pull that off.. I mean, no one really is, but she's REALLY not.

 

They could not have shot her from a less flattering angle. Eek.

 

Man, if you didn't hear the range there, I cannot help you.

 

I think she ate some of the African children backstage.

 

I'm hearing a better range right now with Underwood.