American Idol

I'd appreciate any commentary ... I'm stuck watching a kid's movie with the offspring ...

 

You gotta ... what?!!! Pronunciate? Is that a word?

For W-b, Ross just told a contestant she must "pronunciate" every word.

Cowell called Secrest gay; Paula cried and Chris, the guy with the fro, went head-to-head with Ross.

 

Doing Diana Ross songs really brings a new degree of suckitude to the proceedings.

And now Sanjaya is about to perform.

God help us all.

 

H.O.L.Y. S.H.I.T.

This fucker's rolled his hair -- or gotten a perm.

And he's murdering "Ain't No Mountain High Enough."

 

There's going to be a Crying Game moment with this kid, you just wait.

 

You know, if he had energy most of the song, he might have done better. As it was, he did shitty without energy.

 

Even Paula's laughing at this guy. WTF?

I bet the koda kitties sound better than that when they fuck.

 

How can you be 17 and have no effing energy? Does he have sleeping sickness or something?

 

That's what I'm saying. He isn't a bad singer. I mean, he doesn't sound anymore off key than the rest of the boys, but he has zero energy and for me that makes it unwatchable.

 

Probably just gunshy ... three weeks of Simon telling you that would probably erode the confidence a bit ... same thing happened to that annoying, red-headed crooner teen a few years ago ... mercifully, he was voted off

 

oh, and thanks tbf for the updates ...

 

Bad dress! Where is that girl's bra??