America's Safest Cities

Boston has always had many accidents and very, very low fatality rates. It's hard to build up a lot of speed in gridlock.

 

Not to mention you can walk outside all year round, as opposed to Boston, where outdoor pedestrianism will lead to a hypothermic death rather than an automotive one five months out of the year.

 

Hmm, I went from living in the #4 safest city to #15.

And Plan Zero [Plano, TX] will be pissed that Arlington was listed as the third city in the D/FW metromess instead of them.

 

They use the same grouping for unemployment numbers. Livonia is the biggest city they could find? Warren is huge, but Livonia seems like a misfit. Maybe the biggest city on the west side though.

 

Cause you're a benign people.. little cheese, a little beer and you want to go to sleep.