Amy Fisher sex tape

Still......pretty funny.

 

I think it would be awesome if Ace offered comedy tips to other members of the board on a regular basis. People could use the Writer's Workshop, and Ace could help them sharpen their act by bringing in special guests like Bubbler, Zeke, Jones, jgmacg and Clubber to discuss why real humorists don't use the blue font, and when is the right time for a one-liner vs. a screed about why RUSH sucks. I'm going to see if I can get Webby to alocate funds for this much-needed service.

 

I'm sure that just like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and that chick from American Idol that Fisher "has no idea how the tape got out" but will profit handsomely from it...

 

OK, what if it was Amy and her husband in a four-way with the Buttafocous? Would you watch that?

 

Ah, reminds me of classic NewsRadio when the Andy Dick character Matthew went on-air with a report about Buttafuoco and mispronounced his name...

Beth: Matthew, I think you mispronounced that guy's name a few times.
Matthew: What, it's uh, Joey Buttafu-
Dave: No it isn't Matthew! It's, uh, Buttafuoco. Butta-foo-co.
Matthew: What did I say?
Dave: Well Matthew, of all the possible mispronounciations of that name, you seemed to have stumbled on absolutely the worst one.

 

She's getting Bootsafuocoed.

 

With God as my witness, I Yahoo'd "Amy Fisher" to see if I was imagining shit when I read she'd had a candlelit dinner with Buttafucco.

The first link was her official site: www.amyfisher.com Someone didn't renew her URL!!!

WARNING: THIS IS NSFW. DO NOT CLICK AT WORK. DO NOT CLICK AT WORK. DO NOT CLICK AT WORK.

Have I mentioned you shouldn't click that at work?

 

I miss News Radio. What a tremendous show!

 

Completely agree. One of the most underrated sitcoms ever.

 

That was such a good scene. The show used to be on TBS at noon. But the genius programmers moved Seinfeld and King of Queens back an hour for more Family Guy and Everybody Loves Raymond, squeezing NewsRadio out. Oh, yeah. They also made Home Improvement a two-hour block starting at 11 a.m. and brought in Just Shoot Me.

Totally bullshit move. NewsRadio >>> Just Shoot Me

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Amy Fisher has reached her inevitable destination: Adult entertainment, both on video and working a stripper pole. Apparently in the current downturn, the job market for a convicted attempted murderer whose only real assets are her name, her past and her giant bolt-on funbags is somewhat small.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/02/17/2009-02-17_long_island_lolita_amy_fisher_to_tour_co.html
<blockquote>"I love to dance, and I'm an exhibitionist," Fisher told AVN.com, which covers the porn industry. "So I have a good time with the crowd. I already am very physically fit."

Fisher made her porn debut in 2007 when her husband Lou Bellera released a sex tape featuring the two of them. Since then she's become a big name in the porn biz and just opened AmyFisher.com, which will be updated weekly with photos and videos of Fisher shot by Bellera.</blockquote>
To reinforce a point made by BYH earlier, you still shouldn't open AmyFisher.com at work. I repeat: DO NOT OPEN THAT LINK AT WORK! Apparently, the name of this forum also describes the Fisher-Bellera marriage.

Unless you work at home or at Penthouse or Hustler, in which case ... Have at it!

Nobody's really surprised, are we?