An interesting conversation ....

"Halloween isn't for another two weeks"

 

How do Hari Krishnas get by these days? You never see them at airports anymore.

 

Solid stand.

Maybe they work behind the scenes fencing all the little bottles of shampoo and ky jelly that people have to leave behind.

 

You are, of course, assuming he was going to pronounce "Dalai" correctly...

 

Where you named after Dolly Parton?

 

My favorite was when he greeted the man in the wheelchair with, “You look mighty comfortable”.

 

To which the only polite response is:

I suppose I am. My ass has no feeling.

 

The interesting convo is when Koppel interviewed Hello Dalai Lama on Nightline 8-10 years ago. Pops and whistles, I tell you. Didn't understand a selig word the ol' Dal Coach was saying.

 

"Hey, how ya doing, Monk Boy?"

 

I was guessing "Baldie".