An interesting conversation ....

Dalai Lama: You may ask me three questions.
Bush: Are you really the Dalai Lama?
Dalai Lama: Yes--
Bush: Really!?
Dalai Lama: Yes--
Bush: You!?
Dalai Lama: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening to you. Thank you, come again!

 

I bet it's Monkee

 

I been thinking about getting me one of them robes. Where you buy those?

 

"So, are you at all related to camels? How about (pause, and do the thing with his hands) alpacas?"

 

So, does that haircut keep you cool? Its awful humid here in the summer. And, if ya don't mind me asking, how do you keep your balls supported all day with that robe?

 

"Dalai, have you ever made love on a real train?"

 

Hey Dalai, you know that Richard Gere guy, right? Is that story about the gerbils true?

 

Flowing robes, striking...

 

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

 

Can't be wearin' one of them when you're clearin' brush in Crawford, not unless you want to be pickin' burrs off your hind quarters all afternoon. Might want to consider a pair a boots, too. Help ya fend off rattlers.

 

'Course, since I'm scared of horses, you could probably ride along in the air-conditioned truck.