Anchorman on HBO Signature West! 2 am EST

Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. (God, I love that line)

 

You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

 

Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the decency to say something!

 

I will lick you in front of everybody!!!

 

I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j.

I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

 

He really likes that dog.

 

Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman.

Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.

 

Is this the version that's actually funny?

 

"Hey Ron..........I'm riding a furry tractor!"

 

So, Brick, are you having your celebrity golf tournament again this year?
"No, too many people died last year."

 

Very, very funny, re-watchable movie.
And by the way, my wife isn't a huge Will Ferrell fan, although she did see Anchorman in the theatre.
I had to talk her into going to Talladega Nights with me, but she and I both wound up laughing for 2 straight hours. Total lampoon of NASCAR.

 

I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song.