... And Baby Makes 19!

What a whore.

 

I admitt it. I've watched every single one of these psychopath specials and I'm hooked.

We have a thread on them from time to time, and someone always wonders what will happen when one of these kids comes out.

It's so creepy to watch the family in their matching clothing.

 

Now there is a loose pussy. Hot dog going down a hallway.

 

"So is there any tread on the tires? Or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

 

"It's been a faith walk," he said, "but it's been amazing to see how God works."

Easy to say when you're not the one squeezing out 16 babies.

 

I agree. The devoutly religious who keep having children always say that "God will provide" for them.

I'd like to ask, say, children 4-5-6 if they feel God has provided for them. They're not the oldest, so they don't get that claim to fame. But they're old enough to change diapers and babysit for the younger ones. They're far enough down in the pack that they've likely never owned a new piece of clothing or pair of shoes. I'm sure by kid number 7 or 8 they have to get new items because the hand-me-downs are so worn through. I would guess they suffer from an extreme sense of the "middle child complex". Hell, I'd be surprised if their father can remember their names.

God does provide. He provided science with a way to create birth control so people could only have those children they could financially provide for.

 

When I was growing up, one of my friends was the oldest of (eventually) 12 children.

I remember, one day, when we were about 12 or so, when he simply observed: "You know, my mom and dad must like to fuck a lot."

"Yeah, I guess so," was my answer. What else is there to say??

 

But, pretty plainly, this family has the wherewithal to live pretty well. I, too, would like to know how much real estate Jim Bob Sperminator has to sell to keep up.
This is flat strange.
I do predict Jigger will grow up to be the saxophonist living with the junkie girlfriend in SoHo.

 

"You think she's any good?"

 

Dan Calandrillo, who played for Seton Hall, had a large family. I remember reading when he was in college, he had a 73-year old brother.

 

Yes, my favorite of them being Crystal Meth