And I really thought Lindsay was going to stay clean...

Obviously.

 

So, a nose is being called the drain these days? Kids....

 

Bomb and sucky, kids.

Bomb. And. Sucky.

 

Uh, I need a cold shower now. Thanks.

And I shuddered because that mug shot is the first time I've seen LiLo not dolled up and dressed to the nines...

And who was that other chick? The then and now photo? Yikes.

 

Other chick was Amy Winehouse. In her videos they put in a push up bra and shoot her pretty much from the boobs up so you can't tell how thin she is. She looks terrible.

 

And just when I thought I was starting to like her music...

 

TMZ has a picture of her with bat in the cave ... big old white booger hanging out of her schnoz.

 

TMZ reports LiLo has sought help from "Cirque in Orem, Utah, a treatment center run by Mormons."

http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/10/lohan-cleaning-toilets-12-steps-at-a-time/
Check it out for yourself: http://www.cirquelodge.com/

 

Those who can't do - teach.

 

Cirque welcomes its next patient...

 

She seems to be enjoying her time in the beehive state: http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/15/first-pics-of-lindsay-in-utah/

The actress walked around [Orem] yesterday, took in the gorgeous scenery and hit up Beaches Tanning Center before making her way back to the Lodge. We're told that Lindsay bought a $20 spray-on tan from Beaches, in addition to several more $16 tans. Lindsay was "very nice" to the folks there.

 

Maybe Lindsay is doing research to be the fourth wife on Big Love.