And so it begins...

Yeah, I saw that in the S-T the other day.

 

I'm surprised he didn't tear his labrum

 

This just cracked me up.

 

It's early.

If God really hates Armchair, the Cubs will acquire Carl Pavano to fill the rotation spot vacated by Mark Prior's strained toe and the spontaneous combustion of Rich Hill.

Here you go dude. Hope this helps. I look forward to posting many pictures in your honor this season.

 

http://www.speakeasy.org/~bucky/elia_tirade.html

 

I could sure find a way to injure Kerry Wood in a hot tub...

 

AND PRINT IT!

Fucking playground for the cocksuckers

 

I would have lost serious coin betting on which Donruss card A_QB would display on this thread. SERIOUS coin.

(C'mon dude post it! POST IT!!!)

 

Fuck it, I'll do it.

 

A worthy effort (from my favorite set of all-time), but that's not Donruss!!!!

 

I modified my post.

 

What the fuck is that? Did IJAG open a casino or something?

Seven Brook Jacobys on max credits wins you the jackpot!!!!