Anger management.

Excellent. Just excellent.

When I was in high school, I used to crank up "Bad Habit" by the Offspring, then it switched to Rage Against The Machine.

 

I think about different ways to kill Neifi Perez.

 

Me? I never get pissed off. ;D

 

Heavy bag is the best, but in the absence of that, Pantera's Greatest Hits and 300-400 push-ups will make you feel better.

 

What the hell did I do?

 

It takes a LOT to get me truly pissed off, so I count my blessings. That rarely happens, truth be told. On those rare occasions, however, I get really quiet to the point of just not talking to anyone. Running either a long way or very hard for a great distance works, too, follwed by the ear-bleed music. It helps.

 

Only while you're mad?

If the Cubs ever win the World Series, you'll be thinking of ways to kill Neifi even in the midst of unspeakable joy. THIS IS SO GREAT OH MY GOD THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD BE BETTER IS IF NEIFI PEREZ WAS HERE AND I COULD SLIT HIS THROAT AND THEN CUT HIS HEAD OFF AND WATCH HIS LEGS DANGLE LIFELESSLY FROM THE REST OF HIS BODY AS HIS EYES ROLL BACK INTO HIS HEAD AND THE LIFE BLEEDS OUT OF HIM AND I DRINK CHAMPAGNE FROM HIS SKULL OH MY GOD I WISH HE WAS HERE!!!!

 

Awesome.

 

I used to do something like that, only it was Phil Nevin with the Astros.
That sombitch knew how to screw up every game at third.

 

And you never let some nobody on this board goad you into bullshit fights!