Annoying co-worker problems, please help

A 33"-29 oz. Louisville Slugger is always handy in settling such disputes. The thin handle allows you generate a good amount of bat speed. But if you want to exert greater force, step it up to a 34"-31 model with a fat barrel. It may take a while to get it going, but once in motion, it's pretty tough to stop. ;D



Or just hire #56

 

Wood or aluminum?

 

My advice to the person who started this thread: Delete it. You're gaining nothing here.

 

Real men use wood. Metal is for candy-asses.

 

True that but you get better wrist action with aluminum.

 

Maybe, but wood forces you to hit square up better. Plus, there's nothing like the crack of the bat off a human skull or computer screen. You can also burn the evidence, too.

 

So you've had some experience?

 

Might be more disposable but there's nothing like a little battery acid on aluminum. All prints disappear.
Not only that, crack someone with an aluminum bat and they feel it for years to come.

 

Who says I want them to be around for years? And maybe I do have some experience.

 

Personally, I'm like the mob. I prefer the nine-iron. It never misses the mark.

 

Probably the best advice on this thread.

 

But everyone else is gaining some good "advice."