Annoying co-worker problems, please help

Try this link. It will help you.

 

If it isn't Metallica-style metal, it is my firm position that the vast majority of 80s music sucks.

Anyway, back on topic: spare the niceties, diplomacy and creativeness. Just go up to the guy and tell him to grow up, shut up or get out.

 

Get the guy a subscription to "Nugget" or "Hustler" or whatever floats his boat. Have the mag sent to him at work. He'll spend most of the day in the men's room.

 

Any chance this whole thing is bogus?

Page one DannyDennett refers to the offending co-worker's wife.

Page two he refers to the offending co-worker's fat girlfriend.

WTF? :

 

I believe it is bogus. However, the situation is a common one.
Plus, I hope that NOBODY is stupid enough to post a co-workers work station. If I'm an employer and I see my place on the web, the person who did it is history and a mystery.

 

I'd go with wood. Makes a cooler sound when you crack it against someone's skull.

And Danny, two words: Blanket Party.
Next time he calls you a douche, squirt some in his face. Bet he won't call you that anymore.

And that desk is nothing compared to some I've seen.

 

My co-worker has been cheering for the team we cover.
In the pressbox.
I think I'm going to punch him.

 

Had a jackass co-worker do the same thing. I pulled him to the side and told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP OR LEAVE THE AREA! He shut the fuck up.