Another question for the Fenian gang

Is it OK if I just stay president of the Dyepack Fan Club?

 

"Yea, for I am the way and the light, so that all my children may seek refuge in the almighty power of my crotch."

 

Dibs on 13.

 

I agree the biggest problem is extremism on both sides (although only one wants to chop off your head, fly airplanes into buildings and set off bombs in crowed markets, etc.) but the question is, as divided as this country is (and will be for a long time, I am sad to say) what exactly can your son's generation do that we haven't already tried?
I've got a bad feeling that before this century is done, the USA will have split into two seperate countries again and this time, there will be no putting the two back together like we did in the 1860s.

 

Not sure if anyone called 69. If someone did, I'll take 77.

After all, you do get 8 more.

 

Wait a minute! Who said Fenian gets to be the leader of this gang?

I cast a vote for yours truly.

 

71 is 69 but with 2 fingers in your ass

 

You buying the drinks, FDP?

 

I'm just saying, there should be a vote. Or we can fight for it.

 

Traditional Fenian's Gang weapons? Zip guns? Chains? Knives? Rhetoric? Leonard Bernstein tunes?

I think leadership was decided when Yawn called it Fenian's Gang.

If we adhere to the turf law of the virtual streets, though, you just need to have Yawn (or Lyman B or Hondo) call you out mano a mano.

Possibly by singing "Maria."

 

Now, you told me that your wife said that he called it Ocean's 11. Now, who decided that? I'm a private contractor.

It was a collaboration. That moniker is insuIting.

It was one job we did together. I don't know where this proprietary stance comes from. It seems possessive.

One could make the argument that because it was Danny's idea--

Hang on a minute. We all had our own areas of expertise. I mean, without us, it don't Ieave your head, mate.

It just hurts, you know, because...it seemed we all agreed to call it ''the Benedict job.'' That's what we called it when we were doing it. If you wanted to call it something else--

When you have a problem, who do you go to?

-Rusty.
-Rusty.

 

Fenian Bastard,
Please update the membership as to the financial status of the Fenian Gang? Are we close to catching up with, say, the Carlyle Group yet?