Anyone getting stabby tonight? (The V-Day thread)

Suddenly YF is inundated with requests from SJ agate clerks to participate in his coffee repair intern program.

 

Welp, time to start selling coffee makers.

 

I normally would say she might be a conceited, pretentious snob, but that would just put them on equal footing.

 

LOL. This post warrants a response.

Tried the fauxhawk for the first time in December. Family hated it at Christmas.

I've only gotten it cut once since, and he cut it way too short. I'm just barely able to push it up into any semblance of a fauxhawk.

I kind of like it. Something different. The beautiful wife likes it, which is what really matters.

 

I did meet her at work, so there's that.

 

What about the couples of SportsJournalists.com? Can you break down winners and losers in those relationships, please?

 

YF is one who can take the old saw about the SJ wives and girlfriends calendar unironically. And yes, I'm sure I'm using it incorrectly, so keep your billy club away from my spincter, Irony Police.

 

Dad is 79 and has a full head of hair. Both grandfathers died with a full head of hair.

All five brothers -- 3 older, youngest is 37 -- have their hair.

I'm feeling pretty good about the hair, knock on wood.

I'm lucky in more ways than one.

 

Based on today, I'm definitely the loser in this pairing. Which makes me the winner, I guess.

Based on the last thirty seconds, I retract my original statement.

 

Heck, you saved money on entertainment for your bachelor parties.

 

Again..shrugs.

Was the best of the pictures Google Images turned up for that scene.

 

Knew coffee was the way to a pretty girl's heart.