Anyone getting stabby tonight? (The V-Day thread)

I look forward to being offline the rest of the day and coming to work tomorrow to 15 pages of this.

 

Sure, draft off my heat, IJAG

 

Minor correction: My treadmill workout is at 4:20 a.m. sharp.

YGBFKM regrets the error.

 

Simple words: Heart-Shaped Pizza.

 

Gave my wife a card that has a pinwheel that starts spinning when you blow on it and a song kicks in. Can't remember the song, some kids song. The card is for an very young child.

She loved it.

Dick, it's fun doing stupid shit like this.

 

I think, for the sake of those at work, that we should refrain from posting anymore pics of hairless pussy.

 

Fun is in the eye of the beholder.

 

You're a crabbypants.

 

I'm telling you guys: My wife thinks Valentine's Day is dumb. I do, too. (She loves birthdays and anniversaries, though, which I don't.)

The other day, I said we should give our son this DVD I bought him about outer space as a "Valentine's Day present."

She said: "Why would we give him a Valentine's Day present?"

 

Crabby.

 

No. Just untethered from silly obligations enforced by greeting card companies.

It's very liberating, actually. And more fun this way.