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Gator · Dec 14, 2006

Bubbler said:

Uh-oh. Since golf is in silly season, looks like Doug Ferguson got this one.

Bubbler 'doesn't give two shits' about Matsuzaka, Tiger doesn't know yet
Eds: UPDATES throughout.
By DOUG FERGUSON
AP Sports Writer

BOSTON (AP) -- Tiger Woods doesn't know who Bubbler is. Doesn't give a shit who Bubbler is. And quite frankly, doesn't give a shit about the Boston Red Sox.

And that echoes Bubbler's feelings early Thursday, when he offered an unsolicited opinion on a message board about Boston's pursuit of Daisuke Matsuzaka.

"I don't give two fucks about the story," said the ever-vulgar Bubbler.
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holy crap you have a lot of time on your hands.

zeke12 · Dec 14, 2006

According to this, Bubbler doesn't give two shits about this story [db/]

Songbird · Dec 14, 2006

Songbird news alert: The American League sucks. True baseball is played in the Senior Circuit.

Bubbler · Dec 14, 2006

Gator said:

Bubbler said:

Uh-oh. Since golf is in silly season, looks like Doug Ferguson got this one.

Bubbler 'doesn't give two shits' about Matsuzaka, Tiger doesn't know yet
Eds: UPDATES throughout.
By DOUG FERGUSON
AP Sports Writer

BOSTON (AP) -- Tiger Woods doesn't know who Bubbler is. Doesn't give a shit who Bubbler is. And quite frankly, doesn't give a shit about the Boston Red Sox.

And that echoes Bubbler's feelings early Thursday, when he offered an unsolicited opinion on a message board about Boston's pursuit of Daisuke Matsuzaka.

"I don't give two fucks about the story," said the ever-vulgar Bubbler.
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holy crap you have a lot of time on your hands.
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What? About two minutes? Because that's about how long it took to write it.

Hank_Scorpio · Dec 14, 2006

Bubbler said:

Gator said:

Bubbler said:

Uh-oh. Since golf is in silly season, looks like Doug Ferguson got this one.

Bubbler 'doesn't give two shits' about Matsuzaka, Tiger doesn't know yet
Eds: UPDATES throughout.
By DOUG FERGUSON
AP Sports Writer

BOSTON (AP) -- Tiger Woods doesn't know who Bubbler is. Doesn't give a shit who Bubbler is. And quite frankly, doesn't give a shit about the Boston Red Sox.

And that echoes Bubbler's feelings early Thursday, when he offered an unsolicited opinion on a message board about Boston's pursuit of Daisuke Matsuzaka.

"I don't give two fucks about the story," said the ever-vulgar Bubbler.
Click to expand...

holy crap you have a lot of time on your hands.
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What? About two minutes? Because that's about how long it took to write it.
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Which is probably the same amount of time Gator took to read and respond to it.

KYSportsWriter · Dec 14, 2006

Fuck the Red Sox [/yankeesfan]

Birdscribe · Dec 15, 2006

Bubbler said:

Uh-oh. Since golf is in silly season, looks like Doug Ferguson got this one.

Bubbler 'doesn't give two shits' about Matsuzaka, Tiger doesn't know yet
Eds: UPDATES throughout.
By DOUG FERGUSON
AP Sports Writer

BOSTON (AP) -- Tiger Woods doesn't know who Bubbler is. Doesn't give a shit who Bubbler is. And quite frankly, doesn't give a shit about the Boston Red Sox.

And that echoes Bubbler's feelings early Thursday, when he offered an unsolicited opinion on a message board about Boston's pursuit of Daisuke Matsuzaka.

"I don't give two fucks about the story," said the ever-vulgar Bubbler.
Click to expand...

Uhhh, Bubbler. We've got a problem with your story. . .

See, Tiger is at his golf tournament, the Target World Challenge. That's played at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, California. Since I saw Doug's story move with Tiger quoted from the course, I presume Tiger and Doug are both in Thousand Oaks.

Your story has a Boston dateline. Now, unless you're Mitch Albom, it's simply impossible for you to have Tiger and Doug speaking in Boston when they're obviously not there.

I'm assuming the correction is forthcoming and we'll have to have a little chat with Donna from Human Resources. And bring your playbook.....

Bubbler · Dec 15, 2006

Birdscribe said:

Bubbler said:

Uh-oh. Since golf is in silly season, looks like Doug Ferguson got this one.

Bubbler 'doesn't give two shits' about Matsuzaka, Tiger doesn't know yet
Eds: UPDATES throughout.
By DOUG FERGUSON
AP Sports Writer

BOSTON (AP) -- Tiger Woods doesn't know who Bubbler is. Doesn't give a shit who Bubbler is. And quite frankly, doesn't give a shit about the Boston Red Sox.

And that echoes Bubbler's feelings early Thursday, when he offered an unsolicited opinion on a message board about Boston's pursuit of Daisuke Matsuzaka.

"I don't give two fucks about the story," said the ever-vulgar Bubbler.
Click to expand...

Uhhh, Bubbler. We've got a problem with your story. . .

See, Tiger is at his golf tournament, the Target World Challenge. That's played at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, California. Since I saw Doug's story move with Tiger quoted from the course, I presume Tiger and Doug are both in Thousand Oaks.

Your story has a Boston dateline. Now, unless you're Mitch Albom, it's simply impossible for you to have Tiger and Doug speaking in Boston when they're obviously not there.

I'm assuming the correction is forthcoming and we'll have to have a little chat with Donna from Human Resources. And bring your playbook.....
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Busted!

slappy4428 · Dec 15, 2006

Bubbler said:

Birdscribe said:

Bubbler said:

Uh-oh. Since golf is in silly season, looks like Doug Ferguson got this one.

Bubbler 'doesn't give two shits' about Matsuzaka, Tiger doesn't know yet
Eds: UPDATES throughout.
By DOUG FERGUSON
AP Sports Writer

BOSTON (AP) -- Tiger Woods doesn't know who Bubbler is. Doesn't give a shit who Bubbler is. And quite frankly, doesn't give a shit about the Boston Red Sox.

And that echoes Bubbler's feelings early Thursday, when he offered an unsolicited opinion on a message board about Boston's pursuit of Daisuke Matsuzaka.

"I don't give two fucks about the story," said the ever-vulgar Bubbler.
Click to expand...

Uhhh, Bubbler. We've got a problem with your story. . .

See, Tiger is at his golf tournament, the Target World Challenge. That's played at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, California. Since I saw Doug's story move with Tiger quoted from the course, I presume Tiger and Doug are both in Thousand Oaks.

Your story has a Boston dateline. Now, unless you're Mitch Albom, it's simply impossible for you to have Tiger and Doug speaking in Boston when they're obviously not there.

I'm assuming the correction is forthcoming and we'll have to have a little chat with Donna from Human Resources. And bring your playbook.....
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Busted!
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OUTING ALERT: Bubbler is Mitch Albom!!!
Fire him! Fire him now!!!!

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