Arby's sauce?

Norman: You said "caulk," right? ;D

 

Just get some Dave's Insanity Sauce or Endorphin Rush or Black Widow.
They make Arby's much more palatable.

 

Heh, heh...I said caulk...

 

I'm just talking about the sauce. You can put that shit on anything. Just had a co-worker pick my up a bottle, and I'm pretty sure that and some white bread will be lunch.

 

I'm as big an Arby's fan as the next fat sportswriter, but if you want some good stuff, try the honey roasted barbecue sauce at Chick Fil A. Grab a bunch of packets and take it home -- it's good on everything.

 

Sounds like my only options are:

1) Swipe as many packs of the stuff I can pilfer.

2) Find a high school kid who can get me a box of the packets for a few $$$. LOL

 

I guess that's it, Colton. I think you're going to need a hookup. Perhaps try talking to the manager of one of your local Arby's.

Paying is probably the only way to go, though. It's comical going into an Arby's nowadays and asking for some Horsey Sauce if you're carrying out and you look in the bag later only to find out they gave you a whole two packets. I need at least two packets per roast beef for my tastes.

Along those same lines, ever notice how Subway is so stingy with its napkins? They don't even put any out for the public to grab. They give you two per sandwich -- unless you specifically ask for more.

They must have some former newspaper publishers running things in the corporate office. :

 

I talked to the manager of the local place last night and he said he would willing to take care of me. How cool is that?
Details to be worked out soon.

 

Don't they still keep big squirt bottles of the stuff on the counter? Just take it to your table, then drop it (carefully) in your briefcase or whatever. Just hope that you don't drop the briefcase on the way to the car.

 

If you like Dreamland, next time you're in Tuscaloosa with a couple hours to burn, head down 82 to Centreville and get yourself some "Twix N Tween" cue.

Or get it on the way to T'town.

 

Damn you all. I've been craving Arby's for two days now.

 

Congrats, Colton! I am jealous!