Are You A Good Person?

OK, so you haven't killed anyone. What else?

 

Do you mean Kirk? Or is Candace born-again too? I haven't really had much pause to think about her since Full House. I remember one time both her and Kirk were on -- Kirk playing the formerly fat brother of the Candace character, which was more than a bit ironic at the time.

 

Looks like she's pretty Jesus-y, too.

http://www.candacecameronbure.net/news.php

 

I kept waiting for the "admitted drug user" question...

 

Not a sin. Thinking your pharmacist is hot, however ...

 

Candace is also very religious, although I'm not sure if she's born-again. She is not as obnoxiously preachy about it as Kirk is in interviews though.

 

So if you can't lust over someone, how are you supposed to have 17 babies with them the way the church wants?

 

My church doesn't want me having 17 kids. Matter of fact, someone pulled me aside last week and whispered "chemical castration" in my ear.

 

I think you can only lust after your wife. But maybe not even her. Why? Because the Book says so.

 

Can't even lust after your wife.

Only missionary position, eyes closed, with the lights out and not on a school night. And for procreation only, please.

 

You and I both... and I was still close on that one, given the latitude provided to ber considered guilty of "murder"

 

So lusting after cocktail waitresses in tight black pants with doe eyes will get me in trouble with Hay-zeus?