Are You A Good Person?

Man, I don't know what churches you guys have gone to recently, but the last few I've had encourage sex. Yes, sex with your wife, but as much as y'all would like to paint the whole of American Christianity as a sexually-repressed bunch who go to church and repent of their non-procreation activities, it's not accurate.

And that Book? Has a little something in it called the Song of Solomon.

 

Meat --

I was kidding. I was parodying the "explanations" of the "sins" on the link.

Sorry for the confusion.

 

I've been praying for a chance to fornicate with her.

And on a less flippant note, Meat, you're right about Song of Solomon. I'm betting the fundies are praying that their children never come across that particular book.

 

No, it was Candace.

I think the test greeted you on the site, and you had to take it before viewing the rest.

 

The Song of Solomon, for those as unfamiliar as I am.

http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/Bible/Song_of_Solomon.html

 

Shoot, not even close to good. Thank god.

 

Hell, you have blasphemy in your sig.

 

I still say my post best sums up the quiz.

 

I think you're in the clear.

 

Answered two questions, realized which way the wind was blowing, stopped this foolishness. The point of the test was pretty clear from the outset, and I'll say no thanks.

I get the point of the thread. Snicker snicker, look at those crazy religious people, hee hee, etc.

 

I'd still fuck her. You know, if Val doesn't mind.