Are you smarter than Mrs. B's students?

This is a discussion of education, Zeke. Keep your religion out of this.

 

Pillow talk.

 

Tell Gavin and Shirley to stop staring at me!

 

He's lovingly whispering VORP to his woman

 

Guilty as charged. 8)

 

Sam Walton looks like a cock in a hat in your sig, pallister.

 

That's Mr. Sam to you, buddy.

 

Since my shot at being adopted ended with his death, we're gonna go with cockhead.

Mr. Cockhead if I'm feeling generous.

 

Does that make it Cockmart?

 

Zeke, while adoption is out of the question, it's never too late to join the Wal-Mart family.

 

Agreed.

Which is why — even though I quest to learn something new every day — I adhere to Edie Brickell's line, "I'm not aware of too many things, I know what I know if you know what I mean."

 

If that song gets stuck in my mental jukebox, I will disown you with extreme prejudice.