arrrrr! 'tis talk like a pirate day, matey

"Get me the fuck out of here."

 

A-QB -- Is that the one about duty?

 

They're all about duty.

 

Argh, me hardies! Avast ye! I'm grow tired of this Tanqueray grog, do any of you landlovers know where I can hornswaggle some blow?

 

A pirate's favorite quarterback.

 

Were you the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert & Sullivan Society two years running?

 

Captain Feathersword fell asleep on his pirate ship ...
Then he woke up, ON A FARM, cock-a-doodle doo ...
With roosters and ducks, singing this song ...

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, cock-a-doodle doo ...
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, cock-a-doodle doo ...
Quack, quack, quack, a doodly doo ...

Is he a pirate or a rooster? 'Well I just don't know?'
Ahoy there, ahoy there, ahoy there cock-a-doodly, huh?

It goes on, but you get the drift. This is why the British banned prisoners like this to Australia.

 

Yar, dead men tell no tales. Nor do the living, we prefer to watch 'tis....

 

No, but then again, I'm not a girl.

 

Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of his fly.

Bartender says "Hey, you've got a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants".

Pirate says "Yarr! It's drivin' me nuts".

Thank you all very much, I'll be here at Knuckles all week.

 

Aaaarggghh, ye swabies... don't forget. Wednesday is talk like a Pirate day....

 

In honor of the day, I'll be dining at Arrrrby's.