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Does Justice Ginsberg do A-T-M?[/zeke]

 

Judging from the title, I thought this was going to be the best drunk thread in SportsJournalists.com history.

 

If Rutgers runs the table and doesn't go to Glendale, can we finally have a playoff?

 

Are you jealous of English judges because they get to wear wigs?

Have you ever considered eschewing the black robes, walking into a session with a Frankie Goes To Hollywood-style RELAX T-shirt, with cut-off shorts with a worn-out hole on the ass side and green Chuck Taylors? I mean, what the fuck is anyone going to do? You're there for life, fuck 'em. Wear whatever you want, hell, bring a PBR with you.

Have you ever considered blurting out during a session that one night without your cock being pleasured was unconstitutional?

When writing an opinion, have you ever considered cutting to the chase and just writing, "They sucked ass ... they lose."

 

Mr. Chief Justice, what is your favorite way to rock with your cock out?

 

Do the kids still pick on you for going straight to the head of the class?

What do you do on those days you have that not so fresh feeling?

Does Clarence Thomas ever mention that time he and Harriet Myers shared in the Oval Office closet?

Is Scalia still going on hunting junkets with Dick Cheney?

Really, since when have they started teaching in law school that you can piss on the Constitution from the bench? Oh, wait... wrong justice(s), President and Congress. My bad.

 

Well done.

 

Mr. Chief Justice: Rachael or Giada?

 

we have a winner! thanks bubbler.

 

Have to agree. Bubbler tops this one.

 

Why do you dress your children like 50-year old gay British men?