Ask Stranded F_B

Hey, I have an uncle in Chicago who owes be $20. Can you get it for me?

Seriously, that sucks about missing the daugher's singing. Sorry, FB.

 

But he doesn't sell shower curtain rings.

 

You only have ONE night....

 

I would pay good money to watch F_B and old_tony play poker.

"Another bad beat! Fucking liberal fuck!"

"Fuck! Another river flush! Goddamn paste-eater!!!"

 

Where's your other hand?

 

Will you drink your Jameson's neat or with ice?

 

Or will you switch to Black Bush? That stuff is smoooooth.

 

Just never Bushmill's.

That's fockin' Protestant whiskey. [/mcnulty]

 

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the air-speed velocity of a laden swallow?

 

Neat, during these winter months. My sympathies, Faynyan. Go ahead and have a few, and once you get all liquored up, please go find Bill Wirtz and/or Bob Pulford and kick their ass. Failing that, beat up a high-ranking Trib exec.

 

How many ways can you find to toast Mike Royko?

First drink's on Slats Grobnik.

 

Indeed. There isn't a jury in Illinois that would convict you. Well, maybe in Southern Illinois. Fucking jerkwater Cardinals fans.