Astronaut soap opera

Dr. Bellows is gonna be pissed when he finds out about this. . .

 

This story is great. I was listing to Loveline on my drive home and the Dr. Drew and Striker were all about it. Striker said there's no way he'd do the drive with the diapers, he'd opt for a truck stop instead.

 

What do you think God invented Big Gulps for? 'Course, I guess it works better for guys.

 

She must get some seriously good mileage on her car if she didn't otherwise have to stop.

 

2007, A Space Odd-yssy

 

External fuel tanks and solid rocket boosters.

 

The diaper business got a nice little boost, too.

 

In other news, a well-tanned and slightly-disheveled Greta Van Botox was spotted speeding in the general direction of Disney World ....

 

Now, really--she couldn't take one extra minute to take a leak when she was re-filling for gas? And if she was swift enough, she could have started the pump to fill the tank, and run inside, wee wee'd and been back out before the tank was full.

I can only surmise a) she likes wearing diapers or b) she has been in any one of hundreds of gas station rest rooms in AL/GA/FL before.

And how about the irony of an astronaut driving 900 miles? Hon, they have flights from Houston to Orlando. I realize that might have required a rental car and a shopping trip to pick up rubber tubing, cutlery, pepper spray, but....never mind.

 

Astronauts often wear adult diapers during takeoff and re-entry. seriously.

 

She had GnR's "Lies" CD in the car. Apparently she was listening to "Crazy" over and over.

 

Most likely she planned to kill the other woman and was trying to get to Orlando and back as quickly as possible and with as few witnesses as possible.