Astronaut soap opera

ondeadline · Feb 7, 2007

In Shipman's request for a protective order, she said that Nowak had been stalking her for two months. That's pretty psycho!

Captain_Kirk · Feb 7, 2007

Ace said:

Captain_Kirk said:

Now, really--she couldn't take one extra minute to take a leak when she was re-filling for gas? And if she was swift enough, she could have started the pump to fill the tank, and run inside, wee wee'd and been back out before the tank was full.

I can only surmise a) she likes wearing diapers or b) she has been in any one of hundreds of gas station rest rooms in AL/GA/FL before.

And how about the irony of an astronaut driving 900 miles? Hon, they have flights from Houston to Orlando. I realize that might have required a rental car and a shopping trip to pick up rubber tubing, cutlery, pepper spray, but....never mind.
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Most likely she planned to kill the other woman and was trying to get to Orlando and back as quickly as possible and with as few witnesses as possible.
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Hadn't thought it out that way, Ace.

But, obviously you had.

hmmmm......

Ace · Feb 7, 2007

Captain_Kirk said:

Ace said:

Captain_Kirk said:

Now, really--she couldn't take one extra minute to take a leak when she was re-filling for gas? And if she was swift enough, she could have started the pump to fill the tank, and run inside, wee wee'd and been back out before the tank was full.

I can only surmise a) she likes wearing diapers or b) she has been in any one of hundreds of gas station rest rooms in AL/GA/FL before.

And how about the irony of an astronaut driving 900 miles? Hon, they have flights from Houston to Orlando. I realize that might have required a rental car and a shopping trip to pick up rubber tubing, cutlery, pepper spray, but....never mind.
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Most likely she planned to kill the other woman and was trying to get to Orlando and back as quickly as possible and with as few witnesses as possible.
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Hadn't thought it out that way, Ace.

But, obviously you had.

hmmmm......
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In my spare time I write scripts for Lifetime movies.

Captain_Kirk · Feb 7, 2007

Ace said:

Captain_Kirk said:

Ace said:

Captain_Kirk said:

Now, really--she couldn't take one extra minute to take a leak when she was re-filling for gas? And if she was swift enough, she could have started the pump to fill the tank, and run inside, wee wee'd and been back out before the tank was full.

I can only surmise a) she likes wearing diapers or b) she has been in any one of hundreds of gas station rest rooms in AL/GA/FL before.

And how about the irony of an astronaut driving 900 miles? Hon, they have flights from Houston to Orlando. I realize that might have required a rental car and a shopping trip to pick up rubber tubing, cutlery, pepper spray, but....never mind.
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Most likely she planned to kill the other woman and was trying to get to Orlando and back as quickly as possible and with as few witnesses as possible.
Click to expand...

Hadn't thought it out that way, Ace.

But, obviously you had.

hmmmm......
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In my spare time I write scripts for Lifetime movies.
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Well, if you write for Lifetime, then somehow this is all going to turn out to be the fault of the male astronaut.

alleyallen · Feb 7, 2007

It IS his fault.

Ace · Feb 7, 2007

Captain_Kirk said:

Ace said:

Captain_Kirk said:

Ace said:

Captain_Kirk said:

Now, really--she couldn't take one extra minute to take a leak when she was re-filling for gas? And if she was swift enough, she could have started the pump to fill the tank, and run inside, wee wee'd and been back out before the tank was full.

I can only surmise a) she likes wearing diapers or b) she has been in any one of hundreds of gas station rest rooms in AL/GA/FL before.

And how about the irony of an astronaut driving 900 miles? Hon, they have flights from Houston to Orlando. I realize that might have required a rental car and a shopping trip to pick up rubber tubing, cutlery, pepper spray, but....never mind.
Click to expand...

Most likely she planned to kill the other woman and was trying to get to Orlando and back as quickly as possible and with as few witnesses as possible.
Click to expand...

Hadn't thought it out that way, Ace.

But, obviously you had.

hmmmm......
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In my spare time I write scripts for Lifetime movies.
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Well, if you write for Lifetime, then somehow this is all going to turn out to be the fault of the male astronaut.
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All I know is I hope that two-timing tramp had the sense to wear a helmet, if you catch my drift.

cranberry · Feb 7, 2007

The "other" woman. Your thoughts Spaceman???

micropolitan guy · Feb 7, 2007

Out on 25K bail.

Must not be considered a flight risk.

Bada-bing.

Songbird · Feb 7, 2007

Astronuts

Ace · Feb 7, 2007

micropolitan guy said:

Out on 25K bail.

Must not be considered a flight risk.

Bada-bing.
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The good news, Captain, is we have a strong signal from her ankle bracelet.

So what's the bad news?

It's coming from Mars.

fmrsped · Feb 7, 2007

Ace said:

andyouare? said:

Police said Nowak drove from her home in Houston to the Orlando International Airport wearing diapers so she wouldnt have to stop to urinate to confront Colleen Shipman.
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You mean everyone doesn't do that on long road trips?
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Depends.
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Out-fucking-standing.

spaceman · Feb 7, 2007

Cran,

I'd hit it.

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