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Answering that last question would require a separate thread. And some of us have work to do between now and August.

 

I know they've brought in at least one person for an interview, but from what I heard the person would have to take a pay cut to come to Athens.

 

i know people who have had to take a paycut from kinkos to work at the banner-herald

 

Hold on there, Hoops.
Kinko's has great benefits, and employees have the luxury of making free copies of their asses at 3 in the morn. Of course, my wide ass won't fit into the copy area, so off goes my resume to Huddle House.

 

Wait. Huddle House has copy machines?

 

There's one in the back, employees only.

But I'd be sending my resume to the Waffle House.

 

I dunno, every Kinko's I've been to has had some mondo sized copy machines. Your ass that big?

 

Bigger, much bigger

 

where you can now gain experience using a debit card machine.

 

Stupid debit card machines. Like I needed another excuse to go to waffle house.

 

I don't know who it was that said debit cards would be the death of us all, but I now know why ...

 

Hours of drinking at Steve's, some hash browns at the Waffle House and a half-mile walk home. Good times ... at least the ones that I recall.