Attention women of sj.com

Since the Rihanna/Chris Brown thread is locked, I thought I'd say thanks to Ghostface here.

 

Swear to Tebow, I think sportschick owns those platforms.

 

I thought they looked familiar...

 

They really do look similar to the Betsey Johnsons she wore in Seattle!

 

They really do look like my Betsey Johnson's from Seattle.

 

The Candace Parker thread has me thinking. How much cleavage is OK to show? I just play it safe and show none, but with the size of my ta-tas, that seriously limits my choices in clothes. Even most modest v-necks show some with me. I'm tired of being so choosy about my clothes and not being able to wear more stylish things without worrying about showing too much.

I'm so jealous of full B-cup ladies. You have no idea how much easier life would be at that size.

 

Yes, with the bodacious boobies, it's hard not to show cleavage. It's hard not to show a lot of cleavage.

I don't mind putting the girls on display when I'm out and about, because ... you know ... it's tough out there and a girl's gotta use all the tools God gave her.

But when it comes to office wear, I'm much more careful (my board and exec are peppered with older people who frown upon ... ahem ... full disclosure).

If there's a tad too much showing but it's a great shirt that would otherwise be appropriate for the office, I grab a cami and put it underneath.

 

First, I believe that it is perfectly fine to show some cleavage. Now how much is too much? I don't know. An amount that allows you to be admired but no ogled at. I think the "modest v-necks" are just fine.

Second thing. This is coming from someone who has never had and will never have any cleavage at all to show. No matter what I do, it is simply not there. Never has been, never will be. I too get jealous of B-cup ladies. It seems like it would be just the right size.

Third, now that I have reached the age of 41, I realize that my less-than-A-cups will never ever sag. And while I do wish that I had a teeny tiny bit more than I have, I have finally gotten old enough to appreciate the fact that they will always look exactly like they do right now. Which is exactly the same as they looked when I was 16.

 

I've got issues even with camis showing cleavage with me. I almost never wear v-necks except out and about. I don't think any cleavage is appropriate at work, so turtlenecks and regular t-shirts are about all the work clothes I own.

 

I even spill over the top of camis though. If I could go with just the wannabe bra-ish lining thing in a cami, they might not be popping so much, but there's zero support with the built in thing in the cami. If I go with the camis with a real built-in bra, it defeats the purpose, because it puffs those babies out there for all to see.

When I'm done having kids, I'm so getting a reduction.

And Liesl, I hate heart you.

 

I've never shown cleavage at work. Won't.....Lies, I'd love to have my A cups back.. maybe if I lose some weight I can at least drop back to B... I hate my saggy C's.