Attention women of sj.com

My boobs, duh!

And my hair, like Cadet's, is straight, straight as a pin (I blame my Cherokee grandmother). It will hold a curl with a lot of goop, but it falls out after a coupla hours. I blow it dry just cause having wet hair drives me nuts.

 

Mine, I think, is not a physical feature, but rather it's my ability to get along with and hang with 'the boys.'

Many women have loathed me for many years for this trait.

 

Do you have any hand lotion recommendations, Dyno? I'm always looking for one that isn't goopy but still works and i don't have to reapply every hour.

 

Legs. Crazy great genetic legs, strangers stop me to ask what I do to get them that way.

 

Several of my favorites have been discontinued, so I apparently have different tastes than others. That said, I really like Boots brand Mediterranean Lemon, Rosemary and Walnut Hand & Nail Cream (found in the US at Target), Vaseline Intensive Care Healthy Hand & Nail (although not as much as the previous formula), L'Occitane Shea Butter Extra Gentle Lotion for Hands and OPI Avoplex Moisture Replenishing lotion.

I also like Fresh Sugar Blossom Hand Cream, but I usually have to wipe off my palms after applying it -- too greasy.

 

I have very straight, baby fine hair but I think my best feature is my eyes. They're large and blue and my red hair just makes them that much bluer.

 

I knew I left one out -- this one is really one of my favorites -- Archipelago Botanicals Pomegranate Hand Cream. I just finished my last tube of it and am forcing myself to use all the other kinds I have before I buy more.

 

That's exactly what I was going to say. My big blue eyes and red hair.

 

Gotta be the legs.

 

Definitely my skin.

Someone was asking about hand cream -- I love Time On Your Hands and Handmade by philosophy, as well as the whole Kiehls line, particularly the Ultimate Strength Hand Salve.

 

I guess my hair. For the last year or so, people are constantly commenting on my hair, asking me what I do to it. The answer is nothing. The only product that ever touches my hair is shampoo and conditioner. I usually let it grow for a while, get bored with it, cut it off, grow it for a while...you get the picture. Anyway, now it's grown to about six inches from the small of my back. I just haven't gotten around to getting it cut yet. I'm thinking of keeping it long until I have a baby, then I'll probably have one of those emotional days where I go to the salon and beg them to just whack it all off.

Other than my hair, there's something I like about my ass. It's kind of a ghetto booty, or maybe more of a bubble butt. No matter how much weight I gain or lose, it just kinda pops. I love it and hope in never sags. Wow. That sounds really silly now that I've written it.

 

Ten years ago I would have said my perky breasts.....