Attn: NYSJ.com

It's Hamill, and for the record, I'm pretty sure her cherry went "splat" in the back of a 1961 Impala about 35 years ago.

 

Tell them you're blind.

 

Does he-she stand on 16 when the dealer is showing a 9?

 

Deaf and mute, too.

 

Does he-she like 'Seinfeld'?

How can I tell if i want to enter a contest to date him-her without more information?

 

I want a definition of "virgin" here.

If it's strictly in the Do-not-pass-go, Do-not-collect-200-hymen-dollars sense, then I'll volunteer to take one for the team.

But if it's in the 'she's-never-doubleclicked-her-mouse, has-never-sucked-dick, gives-handjobs-with-rubber-gloves-and-only-on-holidays' sense, then I'm out.

 

Just thinking this through...what if she's been a lesbian porn star for the last decade, and has decided to try something new?

She could be technical virgin, right?

 

Who are you, Bill Clinton?

 

That's hot.

 

I wouldn't fuck Hillary with Bea Arthur's dick. [/jeffreyross]

 

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.